Benjamin Apple's Dreams Are Stupid

Scientist

Benjamin: Harrr. Har harrr. Harro.
Me: What?
Benjamin: My friend makes brains.
Me: Ok.

Matrix brain

Benjamin: HUM HUM HUM let's see, What If I Would Be A Computer Face Copy Paste Choc Choc Chocolaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaadies.

Me: Ben, come on.

Marriage

Benjamin: Can someone marry himselvessss OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bok bok bokasfoakm

Me: No, I don't think so.

Paradox

Benjamin: 1 duck 2 ducks

Me: Ok.

Math dog

Benjamin: 1 dog 2 dog 3 dog 4 dog 5 dog 6 dog 7 dog 9 dog.

Me: What about 8?

Flying

Benjamin: I'm gonna jump YEAAAAH!

Me: Don't.

Cyborg

Benjamin: Can you make me a robottttt

Me: Sorry, I can't.

Mermaid

Benjamin: MYFRJEIDNAISSAFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTOPIT

Me: Did you get a goldfish? Cool.

Middle ages

Benjamin: I'm from the futurrrrrrrejoiajfoisajfoiasjfoiasjf

Me: No.

Skate roads

Benjamin: Roads roads roads skate on the roads roads uhhhh.

Me: Ben, don't skate on the roads, ok? Stay in the park if you're skating.

My name is John Robert Wilson, and Benjamin Apple doesn't understand how the world works.

My name is John Robert Wilson, and Benjamin
Apple doesn't understand how the world works.