Benjamin Apple's Dreams Are Stupid

Jul 31

Scientist

• Benjamin: Harrr. Har harrr. Harro.
• Me: What?
• Benjamin: My friend makes brains.
• Me: Ok.

Jul 29

Matrix brain

• Benjamin: HUM HUM HUM let's see, What If I Would Be A Computer Face Copy Paste Choc Choc Chocolaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaadies.
• Me: Ben, come on.

Jul 28

Marriage

• Benjamin: Can someone marry himselvessss OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bok bok bokasfoakm
• Me: No, I don't think so.

Paradox

• Benjamin: 1 duck 2 ducks
• Me: Ok.

Math dog

• Benjamin: 1 dog 2 dog 3 dog 4 dog 5 dog 6 dog 7 dog 9 dog.
• Me: What about 8?

Flying

• Benjamin: I'm gonna jump YEAAAAH!
• Me: Don't.

Cyborg

• Benjamin: Can you make me a robottttt
• Me: Sorry, I can't.

Mermaid

• Benjamin: MYFRJEIDNAISSAFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTOPIT
• Me: Did you get a goldfish? Cool.

Middle ages

• Benjamin: I'm from the futurrrrrrrejoiajfoisajfoiasjfoiasjf
• Me: No.

Skate roads

• Benjamin: Roads roads roads skate on the roads roads uhhhh.
• Me: Ben, don't skate on the roads, ok? Stay in the park if you're skating.